IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”
(via laughcentre)
he even has the bow tie
HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Fun Fact: Bill is short for William
Holy smokes.
(via laughcentre)
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
(via raiseitupmymastersarse)
I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.
(via borinq)
