July 2012
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
does anyone else pay attention to the breath intakes in a song
lapetitemouton:
tltty:
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
me: *leaves*
middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
teacher on first day of school: so where did you guys go this summer?
student: i went to austrailia
student: i went to hong kong
me: i left my room a few times
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
oliviaonthetrain:
sherbertsheperton:
hurpaderp:
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
#bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
person: take care
me: garnier
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
hihowsyourlife:
ice age
ice age: the meltdown
ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs
ice age: continental drift
ice age: the cavemen
ice age: roman empire
ice age: the birth of jesus
ice age: the dark ages
ice age: the renaissance
ice age: discovery of america
ice age: wwii
ice age: 9/11
Hug all the goats!
my-epic-shit:
